Sometimes, when you are in a high school, you hear terribly random, awkward things come out of people's mouths. I'm a private tutor, and for 2 of my students, I go to their high school and work with them during their study hall hour. One student and I work together in the counseling office. There is another tutor group that works at the next table. Usually, we just ignore them, they ignore us, it works out pretty well. A few weeks ago, though, H and I started catching snippets of conversation from their
general specific direction. We decided to keep track of some of their ridiculous comments. :) Enjoy!
"Every time he touches me, it's like all my problems go away. I feel like I can FLY"
"I only want to be a teacher so I can tell people what to do, and laugh as I punish them"
"I wish I was the dominatrix of the world"
"I finally got her to the point where she'll tickle me."
"If you think about it, every word you say leads back to sex."
"All day yesterday, I was touching someone."
Lesson learned? Keep you ears open in public, and you'll hear some pretty priceless things. :)
Good Lord! Is high school so dirty? Hmm, I guess it was when I was there, too.
ReplyDeleteAnd who doesn't want to be the dominatrix of the world??
Hey thanks for telling me a little about BYU in the summer! I hope I could get into some classes because I feel like it is kind of late already, and I am going to interview with my Bishop tonight!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't find your email, so hopefully you get notified of comments!
Did you live on campus over the summer or in off campus housing? Do you think it is late to try and apply for summer term? I emailed them and they said it should be fine, but I was wodnering how early you had signed up and stuff.
Thanks so much!!!